WARNING:
Jokes may be DADLY
I CAUGHT MY CO-WORKER ...
I CAUGHT MY CO-WORKER ...
walking away from the emptied coffee pot without starting a fresh brew.
walking away from the emptied coffee pot without starting a fresh brew.
He seemed threatened when I let him know:
He seemed threatened when I let him know:
“THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL”
“THIS IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL”
My neighbor is SO proud of His method for LIGHT-HOUSE-WORK.
My neighbor is SO proud of His method for LIGHT-HOUSE-WORK.
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Maybe I'm just lazy; it just seems like way too many steps.
We say "a pair of pants"
We say "a pair of pants"
As if it were two individual "pants" that were brought together.
IN SPANISH, it is not recognized as a pair.
IN SPANISH, it is not recognized as a pair.
Rather it is simply: "PANT-ALONES"
It was a beautiful day to take the girls to the playground.
Soon after we arrived, I sadly informed my little ladies we had to leave.
There on a sign, posted amongst a list of Playground Rules, it simply stated:
"Children of all ages require supervision".
Unfortunately we did not qualify to stay... we all wear eyeglasses.